Forever Reckless

flowers

one this weeks episode- we are back! and with the lovely Gabby Minton, we catch y’all up on where we’ve been and where we’ll be. valentines is coming up, and you can buy your own flowers instead of waiting for some fuck boy to do it for you. we spill tea per usual, and soon we’ll be back to spilling drinks! 
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i’m upset

on this weeks episode- stop sucking at your job, please. we’re begging you. jourdyne should be president because of course she has the best ideas. kaits going under the knife and has obviously had way too many surgeries. thanks for coming, and don’t forget everyone deserves to! 

Lucky

on this weeks episode- we’re back on our bullshit, and back on our lucky shit. Kaits dying but she’ll probably be fine in like a month, Jourdyne needs to bring up many more topics with her therapist, and we both need to be less self deprecating. Our online haters are acting up, but that means we made it right? Catch us on our 2023 come up!

rock with you

on this weeks episode- we had Dank817 come on as a guest! we talk about getting too high, getting high enough, and what happens when you do. dank is a certified lover boy- but only after the third date. kait is apparently not a certified lover girl until after 3 months. our new year’s resolutions are to live it day by day and to stop being simps (it probably won’t work). Dank has shows, albums, and events coming up all 2023, don’t miss them! 

all i want for christmas is you

on this weeks episode- we’re back bitches! we took a week off so we could rack up the recklessness for you guys. jourdyne went to mexico, kait went to kansas, now we’re both back in texas to fill your feed once again. christmas is coming up and that means that so are the horrible gifts that you’ll inevitably receive from your family members. also if you’re well versed on the ACTUAL most important day to manifest of the year, please dm us and let us know

mean it

on this weeks episode- we’re both on the market for a paypig (if interested please dm us on instagram, we’re so serious) and the holidays are not a time for you to try to find the one. who wants to buy an extra gift anyway? we dive back into true crime and then we complain about other people complaining, which is fully valid. 

thank u, next

on this weeks episode- jourdyne and kait become true crime warriors and talk about what we’re thankful for! (it’s not much so we apologize in advance) we hope you have a great holiday and get fat, stay ugly, and stay reckless. 

rise up

on this weeks episode- we dive into business relationships and talk all the dos and don’ts. kait f*cked up once again, and jourdyne is drinking too many margs, once again. we get a little political, a little sassy, and a little manic. if podcasting doesn’t work out, we’re gonna try out rapping instead. 

speak up

on this weeks episode- we are running out of ideas at this point so truth or drink it is! we spill tea, while spilling four loko. we talk about sleep paralysis, sleeping around, and sleeping with the best and the worst of DFW (oops). jourdyne will now be trying out butt stuff, and kait will now be trying to stop being hurt by men! (spoiler alert neither of those will actually probably happen). remember folks- you can't feel pain if you don't feel anything at all, did we forget to mention this episode is being brought to you by anti depressants? 

beibs in the trap

on this weeks episode- i’m writing this after multiple shots give me a break- happy halloween! we’re back and we’re better (actually we’re just more manic) and we’re ready to spill tea, quit our jobs, and cause the ultimate chaos. kaits love life is once again in the gutter along with jourdynes mental health